The 🌸 Pinktastic 🐾 Coffee ☕ Loving 💕 Grand 🧀 Dutchy 🌷 Queendom 👑 of Crazy girl is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Empress Zandra with an iron fist, and remarkable for its smutty television, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 45.572 billion Crazy girlians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, although Healthcare and Law & Order are also considered important, while Public Transport and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Insanity Asylum. The average income tax rate is 47.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Crazy girlian economy, worth a remarkable 4,805 trillion hammers a year, is highly specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 105,449 hammers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

The government is attempting to revitalize a gutted private sector, the law forbids arson, murder, and low-quality cheese, protestors are soaking piles of hammers in blood to make a point about government incomes, and national magistrates in Insanity Asylum are overwhelmed with cases of petty larceny and attempted witchcraft. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Crazy girl's national animal is the big turtle, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is CG's Cult.

Crazy girl is ranked 284,453^rd in the world and 26^th in The Moon for Safest, scoring 5.64 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.