The Unitary Empire of Slakovski is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Kirstad M Torenov of Slakovski with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, ubiquitous missile silos, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate population of 2.049 billion Slakovskians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Karosk. The average income tax rate is 68.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Slakovskian economy, worth 201 trillion Kolinskis a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 98,193 Kolinskis, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Former stunt pilots are unable to pass the licence test to fly a drone, 1% of global paper production is bound for the National Archive, hell is not always other people, and the examiners who examine examiners are being examined by examiners. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Slakovski's national animal is the Swordfish, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Sillyism.

Slakovski is ranked 25,852^nd in the world and 28^th in Arctica for Highest Food Quality, scoring 91.18 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.