The Holy Hm Kingdom of Hraindamalandia is a massive, safe nation, ruled by ᚪᛚᛒᚢᛋ-ᛒᚩᚢᚱᛒ with an even hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, free-roaming dinosaurs, and otherworldly petting zoo. The compassionate, devout population of 1.993 billion Hmandians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Leóa. The average income tax rate is 91.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Hmish economy, worth 255 trillion hms a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 128,011 hms, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest-growing field, it's illegal to be caught on tape, the government's religious works are headed by a New Age guru, and all you have to do is pray to get into Hraindamalandia. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hraindamalandia's national animal is the dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Hmism.

Hraindamalandia is ranked 40,626^th in the world and 20^th in Arctica for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 51.96 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.