The Federation of Sluckyoma is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Scipio Yomanus with an iron fist, and renowned for its compulsory military service, vat-grown people, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 5.547 billion Sluckyomen are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yoma Hippus. The average income tax rate is 95.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Sluckyoman economy, worth a remarkable 1,093 trillion Yomen a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 197,098 Yomen, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

There is no other place with more lab coats per square mile than former houses of worship, Maxtopian tourists make expensive pilgrimages to Yoma Hippus to enjoy their national art, national park visitors are reporting a rash of poison ivy sightings, and mandatory neutering has made purebred dogs a thing of the past. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sluckyoma's national animal is the Flying Hippo, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Yomanus.

Sluckyoma is ranked 25,885^th in the world and 108^th in Conch Kingdom for Safest, scoring 111.12 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.