The United States of Smeeperia is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Splice with a fair hand, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, absence of drug laws, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.238 billion Smeeperians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The not capital. The average income tax rate is 68.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Smeeperian economy, worth 344 trillion dollars a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Cheese Exports, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 106,498 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Teenage TV characters are played by thirty-year-olds by the end of the second season, athletic teenagers are among the wealthiest members of society, third world countries are rich in "I Love The Not Capital" t-shirts, and citizens praise the weeds that overwhelm their narrow vegetable realm. Crime is totally unknown. Smeeperia's national animal is the falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Smeeperia is ranked 176,217^th in the world and 6,647^th in Osiris for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 33,120.93 Standard Monetary Units.