The Community of Topchimpia is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Top Chimp with a fair hand, and notable for its otherworldly petting zoo, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.943 billion Topchimpians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chimptown. The average income tax rate is 73.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Topchimpian economy, worth 479 trillion quacks a year, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Trout Farming, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 162,871 quacks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

The Violetist community celebrates bombshells being dropped on Topchimpia, tabloids coo over Top Chimp's expected child, the government has cut taxes in the face of widespread tax evasion, and royalist is the most offensive slur in the Topchimpian language. Crime is totally unknown. Topchimpia's national animal is the duck, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Chimpism.

Topchimpia is ranked 98,713^th in the world and 4,298^th in Osiris for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 43,160.91 Standard Monetary Units.