The Community of Topchimpia is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Top Chimp with a fair hand, and remarkable for its otherworldly petting zoo, free-roaming dinosaurs, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.026 billion Topchimpians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chimptown. The average income tax rate is 75.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Topchimpian economy, worth 496 trillion quacks a year, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 163,928 quacks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

An online tea-bagging epidemic is getting worse and (meta)worse, promising seven years of bad luck leads to seven years of community service, the government is under the thumb of countless special interests, and ranchers are adept at mimicking wolf attacks. Crime is totally unknown. Topchimpia's national animal is the duck, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Chimpism.

Topchimpia is ranked 9,181^st in the world and 566^th in Osiris for Safest, scoring 122.27 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.