The Democratic Republic of Tosiana is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its ban on automobiles, punitive income tax rates, and compulsory gun ownership. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 212 million Tosianans are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 71.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant Tosianan economy, worth 4.43 trillion Denars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 20,892 Denars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The fastest growing demographic of porn viewership is twelve to seventeen, citizens are less concerned with policy and more concerned with whether politicians "call 'em like they see 'em", diplomatic cables about Leader have suddenly been very flattering, and a massive campaign is underway to ensure the race of Tosiana remains pure. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tosiana's national animal is the Bee, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Tosiana is ranked 34,818^th in the world and 533^rd in Europe for Most Beautiful Environments, with 787.26 pounds of wildlife per square mile.