The Federation of Trinitade is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Meson Bordon with an even hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, rampant corporate plagiarism, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 1.407 billion Trinitadeans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Breyton. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 66.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Trinitadean economy, worth 344 trillion Tracks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 244,709 Tracks, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 810,449 per year while the poor average 55,191, a ratio of 14.7 to 1.

The government encourages conflict abroad to increase arms sales, unruly children often visit adult websites when angry with their parents, gift baskets often contain working nukes, and dinner parties often end in politically charged fist fights. Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Trinitade's national animal is the Fox, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Apostolic christian.

Trinitade is ranked 5,621^st in the world and 2^nd in Arctica for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 11,674.06 on the Gilded Widget Scale.