The Kingdom of Tubico is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Elizabeth with an even hand, and notable for its state-planned economy, free-roaming dinosaurs, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed population of 1.331 billion Tubicoans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Trub. The average income tax rate is 78.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Tubicoan economy, worth 141 trillion pounds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 106,424 pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Male cubicle workers stand up every time a woman enters the room, rioting during the nation's hosting of ORDER caused one million pounds of property damage, Tubicoans must literally pay their respects to hear from their political representatives, and forest fires have dropped dramatically as there are hardly any forests left. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Tubico's national animal is the tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Tubico is ranked 209,007^th in the world and 107^th in Gay for Most Valuable International Artwork, with zero Bank.