The People's Republic of Tupoina is a huge, genial nation, notable for its compulsory military service, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 658 million Tupoinans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 19.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Tupoinan economy, worth 29.6 trillion pesos a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Book Publishing, and Pizza Delivery. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 44,936 pesos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Courtrooms can be a little sketchy, mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest-growing field, prisoners work-share to cut down rising costs of keeping them in jail, and there's nothing more gay than bleeding for your nation. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent. Tupoina's national animal is the Pig, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Tupoina is ranked 215,774^th in the world and 314^th in United Kingdom for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring -4.47 on the Clooney Contribution Index.