The Confederacy of Ubecc is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Chancellor with an even hand, and notable for its pith helmet sales, free-roaming dinosaurs, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working population of 2.636 billion Cebuanoes have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cebu. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 46.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Cebuano economy, worth 338 trillion Cebuano Dollars a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 128,591 Cebuano Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 7.7 times as much as the poorest.

The internal market is thriving, government bureaucrats spend six hours per day justifying a six-hour workday, earthquake sirens are a leading cause of hearing loss, and sly spies try to rely on national allies so that they don't die. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ubecc's national animal is the Marcos killer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Ubecc is ranked 286,225^th in the world and 5,004^th in The East Pacific for Most Corrupt Governments, with 0.51 kickbacks per hour.