The Backyard of Unidoria is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Davai Lama with an even hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, flagrant waste-dumping, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 4.424 billion Unidorians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ruck Fussia. The average income tax rate is 29.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Unidorian economy, worth 488 trillion Workdays a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Book Publishing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 110,436 Workdays, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Major internet servers have acquired citizenship, one-stop superstores divide and conquer family businesses, airport users are more worried about radiation than terrorism, and it is illegal to distribute Girl Guide Cookies without an advanced food hygiene diploma. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Unidoria's national animal is the Mighty Chicken, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Self-worshipping.

Unidoria is ranked 274,412^th in the world and 1,381^st in Europe for Most Beautiful Environments, with 10.21 pounds of wildlife per square mile.