The Confederation of Unloseable is a huge, cultured nation, ruled by Denalot B Cooper with an even hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, complete lack of prisons, and absence of drug laws. The hard-working, democratic population of 928 million Unloseableans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ciosel. The average income tax rate is 33.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Unloseablean economy, worth 101 trillion loses a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 109,899 loses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.8 times as much as the poorest.

A death threat has replaced 'hello' as an official greeting in the nation, at least 1% of the Ministry of Foreign Affairs budget goes to Denalot B Cooper's wardrobe, living well is no longer the best kind of revenge, and all recreational drugs are legal. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Unloseable's national animal is the loser, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Unloseable is ranked 179,944^th in the world and 9,406^th in Lazarus for Most Valuable International Artwork, with zero Bank.