The United Socialist States of Vilthis is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by The Politburo Standing Committee with a fair hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, ubiquitous missile silos, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 7.276 billion Vilthisians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vilthispolis. The average income tax rate is 94.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Vilthisian economy, worth a remarkable 1,600 trillion Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 219,967 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Deceased politicians spam the public with thousands of AI-generated voicemails, Maxtopian tourists make expensive pilgrimages to Vilthispolis to enjoy their national art, Loud Patriotic Music Day has been ranked the seventh best new holiday of the year, and the nation has declared its intention to "stretch out". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Vilthis's national animal is the Merlion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Dictatorship of the Proletariat.

Vilthis is ranked 8,218^th in the world and 23^rd in The Internationale for Lowest Crime Rates, with 104.94 law-abiding acts per hour.