The Necrosocialist Convocation of Kalmykhia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by General Secretary with an iron fist, and renowned for its compulsory military service, ban on automobiles, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cynical, humorless population of 44.387 billion Kalmykhians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Education, Healthcare, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kalmykhia City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Kalmykhian economy, worth an astonishing 18,533 trillion kalmykh roubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 417,541 kalmykh roubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Students who do not recite the national anthem each morning have to drop and give their teacher 50, scientists are researching the best way to kill off humanity to prevent catastrophic war, the stratosphere is full of "silent but deadly" attacks from General Secretary's rear echelons, and it's not mass murder when the government does it. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kalmykhia's national animal is the mink, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Kalmykhia is ranked 67,688^th in the world and 33^rd in The Internationale for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 4,595.26 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.