The Oppressed Peoples of Absol 15 is a colossal, safe nation, renowned for its suspicion of poets. The hard-working population of 7.396 billion Absol 15ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 24.6%.

The Absol 15ian economy, worth 294 trillion pokecoins a year, is led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Automobile Manufacturing, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 39,837 pokecoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

It is illegal to make racist remarks in public, TV shows must meet strict ethnicity quotas, a large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway, and strange looking men with big red noses are found hiding behind bushes and inside dustbins. Crime is well under control, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Absol 15's national animal is the Absol.

Absol 15 is ranked 134,687^th in the world and 2,918^th in Suspicious for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 71.76 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.