The Republic of Acadiana is a massive, efficient nation, renowned for its compulsory military service and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working, democratic population of 1.864 billion Acadianans are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Defense. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.4%.

The very strong Acadianan economy, worth 117 trillion Francs a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is 63,212 Francs, with the richest citizens earning 9.4 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Acadiana's national animal is the Pelican, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

Acadiana is ranked 222,252^nd in the world and 8,987^th in Balder for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring -5.48 on the Clooney Contribution Index.