The Democratic Republic of Adalonda is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Logic with a fair hand, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, free-roaming dinosaurs, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 7.26 billion Adalondans love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sagacitas. The average income tax rate is 92.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Adalondian economy, worth 738 trillion dialecticas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry. Average income is an impressive 101,748 dialecticas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Exorbitant spending on icebreakers breaks the ice at every budget meeting, there is an abondance of ackawi and zartschmelzend in every Adalondian grocery store, artists are renowned for their ability to make art pieces out of thin air, and foreign policy is to avoid standing up to bullies. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Adalonda's national animal is the serpent, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Adalonda is ranked 286,425^th in the world and 11,061^st in Balder for Most Corrupt Governments, with 0.52 kickbacks per hour.