The Phantasm of Afi-Aftos is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Whoop Dee Whoop with an iron fist, and renowned for its rampant corporate plagiarism, restrictive gun laws, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 46.45 billion Afi-Aftosians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Loompaland. The average income tax rate is 94.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Afi-Aftosian economy, worth an astonishing 11,891 trillion Fishterous Correlations a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Uranium Mining, Retail, Furniture Restoration, and Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 256,008 Fishterous Correlations, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It is illegal for police officers to carry out searches due to strict privacy laws, cubicles often double as graves as citizens literally work themselves to death, in its new More is More campaign the government advertises obese men and women posing coquettishly with baked goods to spare their blushes, and 90% of active duty AAAF personnel have been laid off and replaced by robot kill-drones. Crime is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Afi-Aftos's national animal is the Vermicious Knid, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Dudeism.

Afi-Aftos is ranked 285,962^nd in the world and 6^th in Fredonia for Safest, scoring 1.9 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.