The Multiversal Empire of Spartoi is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Multiversal God Emperor Auryx with an even hand, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, public floggings, and otherworldly petting zoo. The compassionate population of 5.046 billion Spartoi are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Iokath. The average income tax rate is 86.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Spartoi economy, worth 763 trillion Spartoi Credits a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Furniture Restoration, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 151,318 Spartoi Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Female newsreaders distract the nation by breastfeeding during broadcast, directors of low-budget sci-fi films are flocking to use Iokath as a backdrop, prankster scientists legally change their names to silly pseudonyms before major discoveries, and children are raised bilingual from an early age. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Spartoi's national animal is the Viloch, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Spartoi Pantheon.

Spartoi is ranked 51,723^rd in the world and 1,782^nd in The North Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 51.48 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.