The Unhinged Stable Genius of Ammmericaaaa is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Lady Molotov with an iron fist, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, barren, inhospitable landscape, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 2.544 billion Americans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ammatica. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 23.2%.

The strong Ammmericaaaan economy, worth 176 trillion pounds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Book Publishing, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 69,542 pounds, with the richest citizens earning 7.5 times as much as the poorest.

Diaper ads feature vertically-challenged adults wearing bootees, gun regulations are so strict even staple guns and hot glue guns are illegal, coffee-addicted citizens look forward to baristas getting their name wrong at local coffee shops, and saying that someone looks a bit pale can be construed as hate speech. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Ammmericaaaa's national animal is the Momo, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Religionism.

Ammmericaaaa is ranked 40,159^th in the world and 992^nd in the South Pacific for Safest, scoring 105.48 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.