The Federation of Ankh habour is a massive, safe nation, notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 1.419 billion Ankharians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ankh city. The average income tax rate is 55.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Ankharian economy, worth 79.3 trillion guilders a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Woodchip Exports, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 55,859 guilders, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Pandemics are over and done with by the time it takes to pass the nation's stringent border security, new government leaflets tell coeliac children to eat more crisps, X-Files ratings have hit an all-time low, and the Federal Council of Ankh habour has been announced as the new Head of State. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ankh habour's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Ankh habour is ranked 202,204^th in the world and 57^th in 001 Alpha Prime for Most Corrupt Governments, with 1.28 kickbacks per hour.