The United Bedouin Tribes of Antifruitcakebrigadistan is a massive, orderly nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and state-planned economy. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 4.399 billion Antifruitcakebrigadistani are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Law & Order, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 66.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Antifruitcakebrigadistani economy, worth 159 trillion UN helmets a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 36,333 UN helmets, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Disadvantaged neighbourhoods have become no-go areas after sundown, acute politicians deride opposition members for being obtuse, a valid legal defense is 'dead men tell no tales', and nudity is frowned upon. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Antifruitcakebrigadistan's national animal is the arabian camel, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Antifruitcakebrigadistan is ranked 243,411^th in the world and 21^st in Islam for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -6.2 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.