The Cybercratic of Ark Patrol is a huge, socially progressive nation, notable for its punitive income tax rates, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, devout population of 955 million Ark Patrolians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fellsmarch. The average income tax rate is 66.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant Ark Patrolian economy, worth 18.0 trillion Arks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Soda Sales. Average income is 18,861 Arks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government has started a campaign to crack down on road rage and encourage alternate means of commuting, Ark Patrol's free colleges struggle to maintain standards in the face of overwhelming demand, the Violetist community celebrates bombshells being dropped on Ark Patrol, and the government is engaging in an agricultural trade war with Maxtopia. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ark Patrol's national animal is the Ark, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Ark Patrol is ranked 119,118^th in the world and 33^rd in NATO 2022 for Most Corrupt Governments, with 7.73 kickbacks per hour.