The United Republic of Asucion is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by the Asucionian Republic Government with an even hand, and notable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, complete lack of prisons, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, devout population of 1.817 billion Asucionians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Santa Maria. The average income tax rate is 45.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Asucionian economy, worth 205 trillion Guaranís a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 113,330 Guaranís, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Plain-clothes police officers follow Dàguó tourists everywhere they go, toy versions of heroin paraphernalia let kids pretend to be their favourite TV characters, Brancalandian Brie isn't available anywhere in Asucion, and the nation has opened its arms to an influx of refugees. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Asucion's national animal is the dove, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Asucion is ranked 35,753^rd in the world and 1^st in The United Democratic States for Most Patriotic, with 34.75 flags saluted per person per day.