The Constitutional Monarchy of Atteni is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Rei Itachi Ryuunosuke with an iron fist, and notable for its public floggings, state-planned economy, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 4.878 billion Atenianos are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sendai. The average income tax rate is 72.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Attenian economy, worth 916 trillion Dolars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 187,958 Dolars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Counselors have to sign pledges supporting gay rights before they can speak to any patients, failed genetic experiments wreak havoc as they roam the countryside, hordes of unemployed lumberjacks have resorted to cutting down utility poles to satisfy their cravings, and turning the other cheek is accompanied by a polite letter of complaint. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Atteni's national animal is the Panda, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Deus da Masculinidade.

Atteni is ranked 62,576^th in the world and 2,506^th in Osiris for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 3,691.48 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.