The Absolute Monarchy of Aurmoia is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Alondra Padilla with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate population of 3.602 billion Aurmoians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ehrine. The average income tax rate is 74.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Aurmoian economy, worth 342 trillion arches a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 94,954 arches, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Candidates make campaign speeches at the funerals of former rivals, the new foreign policy is "why bother invading neighbours when they can be bought wholesale?", a large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway, and all mothers are allowed six months fully-paid maternity leave. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Aurmoia's national animal is the fox, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Aurmoia is ranked 17,994^th in the world and 1,143^rd in Balder for Most Beautiful Environments, with 1,098.54 pounds of wildlife per square mile.