The Republic of Azenyanistan is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Kanara with an even hand, and renowned for its smutty television, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 15.476 billion Azens are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Esperanza. The average income tax rate is 86.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Azen economy, worth a remarkable 3,052 trillion Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 197,245 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

'The Anti-Government Hour' is a popular programme on many of Azenyanistan's radio stations, the government supplies ragtag bands of resistance fighters in exchange for vague promises of future payment, volunteers are signing up to take arms against an incursion of flesh-eating zombies (Azenyanistan has found 1 easter egg), and heavy industry must go to expensive lengths to dispose of waste. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Azenyanistan's national animal is the Queen Cobra, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Azyia.

Azenyanistan is ranked 33,160^th in the world and 22^nd in Saint Helene for Most Corrupt Governments, with 65.61 kickbacks per hour.