Population | 21.705 billion |
Capital | Baeopolis |
Leader | Fjordy |
Currency | grueberman |
Animal | water bear |
The Dominion of Baeos is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Fjordy with an even hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, daily referendums, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, cheerful population of 21.705 billion Baeosians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Baeopolis. The average income tax rate is 98.8%.
The frighteningly efficient Baeosian economy, worth a remarkable 5,444 trillion gruebermen a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 250,858 gruebermen, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Forgetting to pay your annual passport bill is a leading cause of deportations, school nurse's offices feature full-service operating suites, the nation's counterintelligence budget is all up in the air, and living well is no longer the best kind of revenge. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Baeos's national animal is the water bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Baeos is ranked 2,072nd in the world and 83rd in Osiris for Lowest Crime Rates, with 143.38 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Baeos's influence in Osiris rose from "Nipper" to "Minnow".
- : Following new legislation in Baeos, living well is no longer the best kind of revenge.
- : Following new legislation in Baeos, the nation's counterintelligence budget is all up in the air.
- : Following new legislation in Baeos, school nurse's offices feature full-service operating suites.
- : Following new legislation in Baeos, forgetting to pay your annual passport bill is a leading cause of deportations.
- : Baeos was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
- : Following new legislation in Baeos, The Pipe Bomb Makers' Pop-Up Book can be found in preschool libraries.
- : Following new legislation in Baeos, social media sites prompt users to send birthday greetings to unresponsive nonagenarians.
- : Following new legislation in Baeos, weather forecasts are accurate but nobody has the bandwidth to view them.
- : Following new legislation in Baeos, visiting dignitaries often end up cuddling in the hot tub with Fjordy.