The United Barbarian Kingdom of Barbintra is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by King Benjamin V with an iron fist, and remarkable for its closed borders, deadly medical pandemics, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 2.705 billion Barbintraniteses are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Administration, with Education, Industry, and Healthcare also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Saint Unicora. The average income tax rate is 76.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Barbintran economy, worth 519 trillion Coppers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Uranium Mining, Retail, Woodchip Exports, and Arms Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 192,184 Coppers, with the richest citizens earning 5.3 times as much as the poorest.

Trashy talk shows that declare "You ARE the father!" are back on the air, chemically brainwashed citizens praise King Benjamin V's name on an hourly basis, the sun now sets on the Barbintran Empire, and small children are frequently chased by rehabilitated pitbulls. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Barbintra's national animal is the Unicorn, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is The Church of the Norse Gods.

Barbintra is ranked 46,897^th in the world and 44^th in The Brotherhood of Malice for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 4,904.05 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.