The Confederacy of Behomastonan is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Volandemort with an even hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, compulsory gun ownership, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, hard-working population of 5.588 billion Behomastonanians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Таллинн. The average income tax rate is 79.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Behomastonanian economy, worth 629 trillion rupees a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 112,624 rupees, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Passionate nomination battles are often as intense as general elections, children gain their first sex education from reading the dictionary, the ongoing space elevator construction project has elevated the national debt to all new levels, and the Behomastonanian Arts Council pays teenagers to sit through opera performances. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Behomastonan's national animal is the volk, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is христианство.

Behomastonan is ranked 16,457^th in the world and 852^nd in Balder for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 9,791.15 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.