The Free Land of BlurpleKek is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Porl with an even hand, and notable for its pith helmet sales, free-roaming dinosaurs, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cheerful population of 11.153 billion BlurpleKekians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Roger Waters. The average income tax rate is 91.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient BlurpleKekian economy, worth a remarkable 2,117 trillion Slaves a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 189,870 Slaves, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Internet moderator is one of the most popular jobs among the nation's more socially awkward citizens, access to the woods is only granted to those who bring a small shrubbery, drunk drivers are sent to rehabilitation paid for by the government, and the government funds large training centres to turn BlurpleKeks into functioning members of society. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. BlurpleKek's national animal is the BlurpleKek, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Stoneism.

BlurpleKek is ranked 288,366^th in the world and 169^th in The Glorious Nations of Iwaku for Most Corrupt Governments, with 0.4 kickbacks per hour.