The Dictatorship of Bonbon2002 is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Tzeneth Amiamera with an even hand, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, flagrant waste-dumping, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 4.885 billion Bonbon2002ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Galalera. The average income tax rate is 92.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Bonbon2002ian economy, worth 887 trillion Firebirds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 181,693 Firebirds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

The government is funding experimental battery technology while the power grid continues to crumble, there's some really clean windows in Bonbon2002ian houses, every school is receiving a brand new eraser, and banana distribution among collective farm workers is an important topic in public discourse. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bonbon2002's national animal is the Phoenix, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is The Great Dictator and You.

Bonbon2002 is ranked 88,301^st in the world and 3,571^st in Osiris for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 2,898.66 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.