The Kingdom of Britians is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Nick Clegg with an even hand, and notable for its avant-garde cinema, sprawling nuclear power plants, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed population of 9.562 billion Britions have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of London. The average income tax rate is 79.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient British economy, worth a remarkable 1,078 trillion Pounds a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 112,800 Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government has pledged that not one drop of its citizens' blood will be spilt, the smell of napalm in the morning is usually alongside grilled Lion, family isn't who you're born with but who you abandon in foreign countries, and lottery winners spend most of their money on security. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Britians's national animal is the Lion, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Church Of Cleggs.

Britians is ranked 275,810^th in the world and 10,094^th in Osiris for Most Primitive, scoring -287.33 on the Scary Big Number Scale.