The Dynasty of Burg land is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Emperor Waltus Burg Ross with an even hand, and notable for its frequent executions, state-planned economy, and soft-spoken computers. The hard-nosed, democratic, devout population of 2.488 billion Burgs have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Defense, with Industry, Healthcare, and Law & Order also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Top Bun City. The average income tax rate is 50.2%.

The all-consuming Burgish economy, worth 244 trillion burg kifs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Automobile Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 98,347 burg kifs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

The constant playing of Merry Birthday on Burgish radio has led to calls for the song to be classified as a crime against humanity, the nation's generous tax credits have brought all the film studios to the yard, reflection is vital for badly behaved politicians, and the distracting décor lining the roads causes multiple pile-ups. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Burg land's national animal is the Wild Burger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Gruology.

Burg land is ranked 73,091^st in the world and 170^th in United Kingdom for Safest, scoring 93.32 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.