The Community of Calenoa is a massive, genial nation, ruled by President Jev Närrin with a fair hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and compulsory military service. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 3.86 billion Calenoans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Herrlichkeit-Zentral. The average income tax rate is 64.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Calenoan economy, worth 310 trillion Calenoan Rinaches a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 80,539 Calenoan Rinaches, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Buses are widely regarded as the safest way to travel, the easiest method of escaping from prison is to take singing lessons, a government program is underway to revitalize Calenoa's beaches, and political spontaneity takes a lot of planning. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Calenoa's national animal is the Calenoan Leopard, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Riserism.

Calenoa is ranked 128,407^th in the world and 9^th in Inferno Stellaria for Largest Populations, with 3.86 billion capita.