Population | 3.6 billion |
Capital | The Dolly Parton Dream-Village |
Leader | Sir Beans McCracken |
Faith | Giant Lasagna |
Currency | Fin |
Animal | Dolphin |
The Nomadic Peoples of Cannitan is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Sir Beans McCracken with an even hand, and renowned for its absence of drug laws, restrictive gun laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 3.6 billion Cannitanians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Dolly Parton Dream-Village. The average income tax rate is 95.8%.
The strong Cannitanian economy, worth 281 trillion Fins a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. Average income is 78,325 Fins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Citizens praise the weeds that overwhelm their narrow vegetable realm, national park visitors are reporting a rash of poison ivy sightings, the "Underwear of Women in Power" issue of The The Dolly Parton Dream-Village Times is sold out, and the government decides its policies by observing the flight of birds. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cannitan's national animal is the Dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Giant Lasagna.
Cannitan is ranked 280,264th in the world and 10,497th in Osiris for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -10.43 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Cannitan, the government decides its policies by observing the flight of birds.
- : Following new legislation in Cannitan, the "Underwear of Women in Power" issue of The The Dolly Parton Dream-Village Times is sold out.
- : Cannitan voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Reef Preservation and Restoration".
- : Following new legislation in Cannitan, national park visitors are reporting a rash of poison ivy sightings.
- : Following new legislation in Cannitan, citizens praise the weeds that overwhelm their narrow vegetable realm.
- : Following new legislation in Cannitan, family isn't who you're born with but who you abandon in foreign countries.
- : Following new legislation in Cannitan, nobody looks each other in the eye at neighborhood block parties any more.
- : Following new legislation in Cannitan, in a baffling press conference Sir Beans McCracken proudly dismantled a broken door.
- : Following new legislation in Cannitan, the best defense is a good fence.
- : Following new legislation in Cannitan, fewer people are bathing as citizens must show ration stamps before they can turn on their faucets.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 7 » Arkadia Universalis, Kharostia, Tethys 13, Federation of the Resentine Kingdom, Jamil Federations, Redinnia, and OneGayBraincell.