Population | 5.81 billion |
Capital | The Golden City of Congress |
Leader | The Most Random of Numbers |
Faith | No Official Religion |
Currency | Freedollar |
Animal | Bureaucat |
The People's Republic of Capablanca is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by The Most Random of Numbers with a fair hand, and renowned for its vat-grown people, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 5.81 billion Capablancans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The enormous, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Golden City of Congress. The average income tax rate is 98.0%.
The frighteningly efficient Capablancan economy, worth a remarkable 1,057 trillion Freedollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 181,976 Freedollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The Most Random of Numbers is quite hard to get a hold of, the Smalltopian embassy doubles as an electoral campaign headquarters, the delay between passed legislation and real world implementation is often a decade or longer, and cosmopolitan citizens ask what their countries can do for them. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Capablanca's national animal is the Bureaucat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is No Official Religion.
Capablanca is ranked 259,113th in the world and 9,518th in Osiris for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -8.31 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Capablanca was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Inclusive and the Top 5% for Most Beautiful Environments, Highest Average Incomes, Most Scientifically Advanced, and Most Advanced Public Education.
- : Following new legislation in Capablanca, cosmopolitan citizens ask what their countries can do for them.
- : Capablanca was reclassified from "Liberal Democratic Socialists" to "Left-wing Utopia".
- : Capablanca was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
- : Following new legislation in Capablanca, the delay between passed legislation and real world implementation is often a decade or longer.
- : Following new legislation in Capablanca, the Smalltopian embassy doubles as an electoral campaign headquarters.
- : Following new legislation in Capablanca, The Most Random of Numbers is quite hard to get a hold of.
- : Following new legislation in Capablanca, bad punctuation has come to a full stop.
- : Following new legislation in Capablanca, international organisations everywhere are united in their condemnation of the nation's zombified military (Capablanca has found 1 easter egg).
- : Capablanca's influence in Osiris rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".