The Holy royal couple of Caribblands is a huge, cultured nation, remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, frequent executions, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 644 million Servidors are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Saint Port Jerry. The average income tax rate is 52.7%.

The strong Servidorin economy, worth 39.5 trillion Divisas a year, is led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 61,407 Divisas, with the richest citizens earning 5.1 times as much as the poorest.

Schoolboys trained in chivalry are encouraged to duel other boys for a maiden's hand, Leader's peyote-induced "let's all just be friends" speech is trending world-wide, hairdressers are among those who have disappeared overnight, and politicians preface their speeches with a declaration that any resemblance to speeches given by individuals living or dead is purely coincidental. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Caribblands's national animal is the Baji, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Caribblands is ranked 95,332^nd in the world and 42^nd in Imperial World Nations for Lowest Crime Rates, with 66.58 law-abiding acts per hour.