Population | 88 million |
Currency | blood diamond |
Animal | goat |
The Oppressed Peoples of Children of Lucifer is a large, orderly nation, renowned for its closed borders, ubiquitous missile silos, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 88 million Child of Lucifers are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Administration, and Healthcare are also considered important, while International Aid isn't funded at all. The average income tax rate is 50.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The sizeable but sluggish Lucifer's Child economy, worth 2.49 trillion blood diamonds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Woodchip Exports, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 28,302 blood diamonds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
All gamers have been drafted into the military despite their lack of upper body strength, psychological disorders are a taboo subject, hotels often double as quarantine zones, and women are reassured that they're being oppressed for their own good. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Children of Lucifer's national animal is the goat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Children of Lucifer is ranked 188,207th in the world and 36th in One Collective Brain Cell for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 47.96 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Children of Lucifer's influence in One Collective Brain Cell rose from "Page" to "Squire".
- : Children of Lucifer's influence in One Collective Brain Cell rose from "Shoeshiner" to "Page".
- : Following new legislation in Children of Lucifer, women are reassured that they're being oppressed for their own good.
- : Following new legislation in Children of Lucifer, hotels often double as quarantine zones.
- : Following new legislation in Children of Lucifer, psychological disorders are a taboo subject.
- : Following new legislation in Children of Lucifer, all gamers have been drafted into the military despite their lack of upper body strength.
- : Children of Lucifer's influence in One Collective Brain Cell rose from "Sprat" to "Shoeshiner".
- : Children of Lucifer's influence in One Collective Brain Cell rose from "Zero" to "Sprat".
- : Children of Lucifer was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Ignorant Citizens.
- : Following new legislation in Children of Lucifer, women are often jailed for failing to fetch their husbands' slippers.