The Sovereign Republic of Chryspolis is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by The Lord High Chancellor with an even hand, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, smutty television, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 23.979 billion Chryspolisians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Industry, Law & Order, and Education are also considered important, while Welfare and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chrysopolisia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 34.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Chryspolisian economy, worth a remarkable 7,513 trillion Chryspolisian Gold Sovereigns a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 313,324 Chryspolisian Gold Sovereigns, with the richest citizens earning 6.8 times as much as the poorest.

The nation leads the Rejected Realms in per capita stalking, government reports are now used to teach toddlers to read, hypochondriacs demand treatment for genetic disorders they don't have, and several inches are being added to first class seating. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Chryspolis's national animal is the Chrysasaurus, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Chryspolis is ranked 292,651^st in the world and 7,205^th in the Rejected Realms for Nicest Citizens, with 0.13 average smiles per day.