The Dictatorship of Communist Darskaya Republic is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Denis the Great with an iron fist, and renowned for its closed borders, national health service, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 5.262 billion Darskaya Republicans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Darsk. The average income tax rate is 92.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Darskaya Republican economy, worth 694 trillion Darsky Rubles a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 131,932 Darsky Rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation has reverted back to an agrarian society after anything more advanced than the wheel was banned, inheritance tax has recently been abolished, legal contracts aren't worth the paper they're written on, and restaurants are required to specify whether their toilet paper was made in Communist Darskaya Republic. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Communist Darskaya Republic's national animal is the Gryphon, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is vedism.

Communist Darskaya Republic is ranked 17,150^th in the world and 1,081^st in Balder for Most Beautiful Environments, with 1,134.06 pounds of wildlife per square mile.