Population | 22.56 billion |
Capital | Corcaw City |
Leader | Leader |
Currency | Tollar |
Animal | Snow Leopard |
The Republic of Corcaw is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Leader with a fair hand, and remarkable for its vat-grown people, hatred of cheese, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 22.56 billion Corcawians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.
It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it prioritizes Administration, with Education, Environment, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Defense and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Corcaw City. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Corcawian economy, worth a remarkable 5,551 trillion Tollars a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 246,088 Tollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Racial supremacists indulge their wildest fantasies in cinemas and theatres across the nation, it takes months to get the proper permits for a child's first tricycle, helping grandma with her Misgendering 101 homework is a national rite of passage, and bowling teams spend more time looking at their phones than the pins. Crime is totally unknown. Corcaw's national animal is the Snow Leopard, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Corcaw is ranked 408th in the world and 23rd in The North Pacific for Safest, scoring 194.76 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Corcaw was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Income Equality.
- : Following new legislation in Corcaw, bowling teams spend more time looking at their phones than the pins.
- : Following new legislation in Corcaw, helping grandma with her Misgendering 101 homework is a national rite of passage.
- : Following new legislation in Corcaw, it takes months to get the proper permits for a child's first tricycle.
- : Following new legislation in Corcaw, racial supremacists indulge their wildest fantasies in cinemas and theatres across the nation.
- : Following new legislation in Corcaw, married couples must call each other "darling" or risk a fine.
- : Following new legislation in Corcaw, foreign leaders are advising that Leader's letters must have gotten lost in the mail.
- : Following new legislation in Corcaw, a faint smell of body odour can be detected at several miles' distance from the National Science Park.
- : Following new legislation in Corcaw, prenuptial contracts have replaced diamond rings in marriage proposals.
- : Following new legislation in Corcaw, the "temporary replacement bus service" is now a permanent fixture.