The Democratic Republic of Cordenzia is a massive, safe nation, renowned for its irreverence towards religion, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.059 billion Cordetians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Welfare, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. The average income tax rate is 32.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Cordenzian economy, worth 70.6 trillion somoas a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Cheese Exports, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 66,679 somoas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The country's population is reported with a margin of error of several billions, the government's foreign policy statements are less threatening than a World Assembly cease-and-desist letter, the news is showing footage of Leader bullying an old man to the point of tears, and Leader has just been declared ruler of Cordenzia in an international press conference. Crime is totally unknown. Cordenzia's national animal is the sifaka lemur, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Cordenzia is ranked 281,330^th in the world and 4,880^th in The East Pacific for Most Corrupt Governments, with 0.64 kickbacks per hour.