The Armed Republic of Crazed monkies is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Bingo from the Banana Splits with an even hand, and notable for its public floggings, vat-grown people, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 42.797 billion Crazed monkiesians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Monkey Mountain. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Crazed monkiesian economy, worth an astonishing 18,336 trillion Damn dirty apes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 428,455 Damn dirty apes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The phrase 'spreading like wildfire' is no longer in the public lexicon, emigrants arrive on foreign shores with nothing but pocket sand, the government is washing its hands of alleged corruption, and films are funded in accordance with the volume of tears shed when reading the screenplay. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Crazed monkies's national animal is the Human, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Crazed monkies is ranked 593^rd in the world and 13^th in the South Pacific for Safest, scoring 184.61 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.