The Kingdom of Da Netherlands is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by King Willem-Alexander with an even hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, museums and concert halls, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, devout population of 5.905 billion Dutch have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Amsterdam. The average income tax rate is 75.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Dutch economy, worth a remarkable 1,080 trillion bitcoins a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 182,902 bitcoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Priests are being drafted by the church load, adverts proclaim it has to be healthy if the Mornay uses hand-grated Gallopavian Gruyère, government solves problems by tossing money at the nearest geek, and roads are often attended by round-the-clock construction crews. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Da Netherlands's national animal is the unicorn, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Tulipism.

Da Netherlands is ranked 20,225^th in the world and 8^th in Hive for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 7,999.86 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.