The Protectorate of Destructive Government Ex-Nation Seeker2 is a gargantuan, genial nation, notable for its daily referendums, compulsory gun ownership, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate, devout population of 11.494 billion Destructive Government Ex-Nation Seeker2ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Administration, and Industry also on the agenda. The average income tax rate is 60.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Destructive Government Ex-Nation Seeker2ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,194 trillion regergers a year, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Tourism. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 103,902 regergers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government mails weekly updates on the new anti-junk mail laws to every citizen, the nation's soldiers often believe they're in the Air Force, warfare increasingly resembles a video game, and Destructive Government Ex-Nation Seeker2 shot first. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Destructive Government Ex-Nation Seeker2's national animal is the rgergerg, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Destructive Government Ex-Nation Seeker2 is ranked 33,540^th in the world and 9^th in Testregionia for Lowest Crime Rates, with 80.7 law-abiding acts per hour.