Population | 18.05 billion |
Capital | Argus |
Leader | Premier Nawwaara el-Yamin |
Currency | Cubit |
Animal | Mudlark |
The People's Republic of Dindrenzi is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Premier Nawwaara el-Yamin with an iron fist, and remarkable for its state-planned economy, zero percent divorce rate, and ban on automobiles. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful population of 18.05 billion Dindrenzians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Argus. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Dindrenzian economy, worth a remarkable 5,325 trillion Cubits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry. Average income is an amazing 295,014 Cubits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Old folks reminisce about the last time someone was acquitted of a crime, Premier Nawwaara el-Yamin's iHouse is so intelligent that it manages its own social media accounts, the government spends more on chasing distant comets than on basic infrastructure, and high-income earners pay a 100% tax rate. Crime is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Dindrenzi's national animal is the Mudlark, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.
Dindrenzi is ranked 291,115th in the world and 11,251st in Balder for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -60.83 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Dindrenzi, high-income earners pay a 100% tax rate.
- : Following new legislation in Dindrenzi, the government spends more on chasing distant comets than on basic infrastructure.
- : Following new legislation in Dindrenzi, Premier Nawwaara el-Yamin's iHouse is so intelligent that it manages its own social media accounts.
- : Following new legislation in Dindrenzi, old folks reminisce about the last time someone was acquitted of a crime.
- : Following new legislation in Dindrenzi, bemused citizens are encouraged to sing foreign-language hymns of religions they have never heard of.
- : Following new legislation in Dindrenzi, police officers that upset their bosses get assigned to 24 hour stakeouts of bike sheds.
- : Following new legislation in Dindrenzi, droves of former desperados are applying to join the border police.
- : Following new legislation in Dindrenzi, authorities are looking for a stool pigeon to rat out who is stealing food from pigeon toilets.
- : Following new legislation in Dindrenzi, it is mandatory to learn evolution in schools.
- : Following new legislation in Dindrenzi, worried-looking neonatal nurses are being deployed in place of SWAT teams during dangerous drug busts.