The Eternal Watchman of Dragons Blood is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Francious Kellington with an iron fist, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, compulsory military service, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 13.784 billion Draconians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Healthcare, although Education, Industry, and Defense are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Red Dragon City. The average income tax rate is 46.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Draconian economy, worth a remarkable 1,412 trillion Credits a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 102,457 Credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Many aides in Francious Kellington's office are known to be serial jaywalkers, internet trolls are considered valiant supporters of the right to free speech, people believe that if you teach a man to fish he won't buy fish from you any more, and a video of Francious Kellington wearing shock-blue face paint and smashing an electric guitar in front of a frenzied crowd is on endless repeat on the nightly news. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dragons Blood's national animal is the Red Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Draconic.

Dragons Blood is ranked 269,946^th in the world and 4,933^rd in The East Pacific for Nicest Citizens, with 0.58 average smiles per day.